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semicolson:

lausam3:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

GARY

LARRY

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

Anonymous
you are wonderful and total cutie you always take rockin' selfies. seeing you on my dash is always a delight <3

Lilo & Stitch → Best of Lilo (1/?)

Anonymous
You're lovely, smart and pretty
Anonymous
adore you to the point of embarassment

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

c-yates:

This was literally the biggest WTF back story this show had.

unskinny:

I hope Miss Claudette is okay.

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